She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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