Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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