id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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