hell yes lets make some ravioli
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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