school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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