Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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