You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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