well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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