you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I had to cum in my sink.
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