Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Randomize
