he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
now i know why i became what i already was.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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