Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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