We won't sleep together?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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