Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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