She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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