well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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