Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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