he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
