What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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