shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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