And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
