Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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