his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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