Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Randomize
