I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Randomize
