HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Randomize
