It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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