The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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