I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
