There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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