sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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