last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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