Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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