Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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