Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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