dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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