So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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