Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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