are you still at the devil's house?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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