Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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