He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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