He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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