I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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