just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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