Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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