that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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