Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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