Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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