Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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