theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
