We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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