the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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