So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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