If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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