So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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