real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
A+ Viking dick
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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