So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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