Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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