I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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