Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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