It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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