i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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